Saturday, February 25, 2006

aLmosT set my house on FIRE!!!

sTOopiD cHICKen! Argh. U posted this dazzling picture of cow in shiny bling blings and I was so stunned by it I totally forgot about my kaya toast! (See the bottle of tasty Yakun Kaya in the background? Heh.)

So my bread freakin caught fire in the freakin oven toaster! Ahhh!!! I was panicking like shit coz like the fire was pretty big, around this size:
And I was so panicky I couldn't think of how to take it out of the toaster and I was like just desperately blowing at it which only made the fire bigger! Damn! I was contemplating pouring some water into the toaster to put out the fire but an image of my dearest chipmunk classmate aka Jeanette Sun came to mind. Why?

Coz she once made a boiling test-tube explode during chem lab by putting it under cold running water. (Remember we were supposed to like put our test-tubes under the running water to help cool the chemicals inside?) I think it slipped her mind that we were supposed to wait for them to cool down first, then hasten the cooling process by putting it under running water. heh. So funny. So anyways, that image came to mind thankfully, coz otherwise I would have prolly poured water into the oven and caused an even bigger fire after the glass heating elements explode and cause an electric short circuit which will result in me having to live in the streets for my rest of my two months here. sheesh. Thank you Jeanette... =p Stupid Chicken. argh...Now my house smells like Singapore air in the seventh month...U know? when people burn all the paper offerings? Sheesh...

Good to hear from you guys again man!! Heh. Was getting kinda lonely back here on the blog. heh. Post more pics of Singapore.........girls.... =p

4 comments:

tokimeki said...

haha.. a lot of special effects using photoshop. =P

Heavenly Drain Water Chicken said...

OMG! Hey, did you seriously burn ur toast cos you saw the pic of Mr Cow and totally forgot about ur toast?

If you did, it would be something i'll disturb u about for the rest of your life.. hahaha...

wannabdoc said...

is chipmunk still attached to melvin?

fattybombom said...

Yes i DID U stOOpiD ChIcken! N u are liable for all the emotional trauma you caused me. mUuHahHAHAHAAHaaa...MoOoLAh

Tai, eh, she was with xiaowen after melvin tan, not sure after that though. yup